I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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