brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
time to smoke my breakfast
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm both gender and math confused
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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