I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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