she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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