HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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sex in a hospital.. check
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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