He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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