Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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