How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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