Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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