i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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