hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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