He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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