Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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