**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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