Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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