I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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