Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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