at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
