theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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