i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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