roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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