do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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