i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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