About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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