You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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