my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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