Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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