is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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