did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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