Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize