Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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