remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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