How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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