covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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