If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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