I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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