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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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