I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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