Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
27 People Confess The Worst Jobs They’ve Ever Had
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.