On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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