it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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