Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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