Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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