I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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