I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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