I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
