He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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