disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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