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kristin has been a bad kristin
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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