can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
