haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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