do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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