he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
