id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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