i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.