Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am spending my child support on dildos

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.

(1-815): View more from Illinois

you need to get laid.. and an oil change.

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(904): View more from Florida

That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.

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(240): View more from Maryland

A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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