Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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